 | Hey, I got this great stock tip. | |
Mortimer, you know our company doesn't let us talk about this. |  | |
| Yeah, but this one's REALLY big. | |
Mortimer, my stomach hurts. I don't want to go to jail for insider trading. Please, keep it to yourself! I don't want to know! | | |
| No way I'm leaving my buddy out of the loop on this. Did you know you can use bones and leftover meat to make soup stock? | |
...that's your stock tip? | | |
| It's a real pennysaver in the kitchen. But don't tell the SEC I told you, OK? | |
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